This is totally out of my posting schedule, but it’s something I MUST share with you!
Today, I learned that I shouldn’t look and smirk at people, especially when I am in the restroom and the other person just finished defecating.
I mean, I knew that. I knew not to do that when, for example, I am using a public restroom in a mall.
But, I was at work. I was using the restroom at work! Now, there’s this awkwardness we both emit whenever we see each other. It’s going to be like this forever, and it is tattooed in my brain that I breathed the fumes from his innards.
So, basically, I sniffed his butt.
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